今年的清明节有点特别,就是因为挨着愚人节之后。
某墓园某骨灰弇堂,我和老婆还有儿子以及二叔、三叔两家人一齐祭祖。
来到爷爷、奶奶跟我父亲摆放弇位的那个福荫堂,找到行列,我们一起动手安上一张小折叠台,放上果品点心和香烛,由阿叔和叔母先上香奠酒再轮到我跟老婆这一辈,接着就轮到几个堂弟堂妹他们。
当我一家三口来到台前要上香,站在一边帮忙的三叔母突然冒了句话,似发现新大陆般惊喜的说:「哇~祺祺(我三岁的儿子)的样子越来越像爷爷了,真你个模子那样印出来似的!」
站她旁边正拿湿纸巾擦着脖子上的啲汗的二叔母也插咀说道:「大伯真有福,孙子那么像他又乖巧,泉下有知,一定眉开眼笑的」!
听她两人这么说,我忍不住看看老爸弇位上那张遗照又看看我儿仔,这爷孙俩~真的像~极像~
突然,我回想起一段很想忘记,忘了又时常想起的事,那是发生在去年的愚人节当天。
那天我想作弄一下老婆,起床后,故意将床头柜里放着的那盒刚本0.01mm避孕套拿了出来,身正在换衣服的老婆说:「老婆,这一盒买回来只用了一个,还剩两个,再不用可能到期了吧,不如今天晚上一次用完好不好吖?」
老婆在衣柜大镜前扭头望望我和那盒套套,装成少看我似的说:「用完?两个哟!花开两朵这么有劲!电量够不够用呀你?」
我当然不会说不行,于是很色的用舌头舔了下咀唇,然后淫蕩蕩的说:「你放心啦,我出两次,但保证你这淫娃不止来两次啰~嘿嘿!」
那天下午快到四点,我Whatsapp给老婆说要跟老闆见客吃饭,夜晚可能还要去应酬。老婆很快就回了个好失望的表情过来。
哈哈~我心想这回还作弄不到你?
晚上八点,我静悄回到家,静悄悄开门走到我卧房门前,我準备开门沖到床边装做要入室强姦吓老婆一跳,然后再跟她来个刺激的角色扮演!
谁知道~扑街啦!
房门一开,灯火明亮,房间那大床上我老婆长髮散乱,一丝不挂,一身白滑像牛奶的肌肤和少妇辣妈丰满的肉体裸露无遗,看到这么正点的裸女,正常男人看到必肃然起茎,但当时她正在做的事情~是让我心情下了半旗!
因为我老婆正像只狗那样趴跪床上,厥起肉肉的屁屁让一个男人像公狗那样跨骑着她,将她背脊搂紧一边用力的做着屌干的动作,不用看到男女性器官当时画面就知道已经是顺利的进行紧,而且是很合拍的那种!
真的谁猜到呀!
更加猜不到的是那个把我老婆当母狗一样屌得正欢的~竟然是我那个就快六十八岁,平常身体不太好的肥胖老爸!
那刻她们太投入,似乎神经感觉都集中在下体,未来得及反应有人开门进来,所以肉体的互动还未停下,撞击的啪啪声没停下,两人气喘呻吟跟叫床都没停下,但人声似乎是故意低调掩遮,似怕人听见这房间里正有人在干那事!
这两人当时都全身流汗,咀里密集的发出「唏唏哬哬」的轻重交错的喘息声,看样子快到尾声了,想不到我还没跟老婆玩角色扮演,她已经跟人玩起姦夫淫妇的角色!
终于我开门站定后不到二十秒,床上的「姦夫」先发现了我,他吓呆了,动作停了,整个人似即时石化了~
可我老婆还不知道,以为「姦夫」有意逗她,很嗲的侧头用哀求的语气说:「不要~不要停呀爸,给我~快点,满上~我要~子宫满当当~的感觉,来吖~射给我啦~」
但就在她留意到姦夫视线的时候,她终于知道出了问题,然后表情有些惊恐,视线慢慢扫向房门这边,及至看到了我,老婆很愕然的冲口而出说:「老公,你~不是说很~很夜才回来吗?」
我不为何竟然好镇定也好无奈的回了一句:「老婆,今天是愚人节呀!」
老婆眼珠一转,似乎明白了什么,跟着她不知是无奈接受现实而随便敷衍还是妄想可以自圆其说让我相信,她强颜欢笑的说:「老公,今天是愚人节,要是我告诉你,是我发现那盒避孕套已经过期了一天,想着不要浪费,于是让你爸帮忙用了,你信不信啊?」
看着我老爸吓得如蜡像一样脸无人色,望着他还这双手抱住我老婆两边肥美的肉臀,望着他们还贴在一起的下体!
我心里面回了句:我也想自己是给人整了,眼前的不是事实!
唉~这样就过了一年!
回想起去年那一幕的荒诞,我连忙又看了下儿子然后又看看老爸的遗照,真的很像两父子!
我不心潮起伏的看看站我旁边的老婆,她今天穿着朴素,跟平常那种娇豔不同。这阵时她低着头,及肩的长髮挡住了侧脸,看不到她什么表情也不知道她是怕我看到还是怕抬头看见她的「姦夫」?
我拿起一着香插在了香炉里,又看了一下老爸的遗照,似乎觉得老爸样子都变了,变得~好像不敢看我一样!
顺便一提,去年的愚人节晚上,当老爸给我发现他正在姦淫自己儿媳之后,还未来得及向我解释就突发心脏病,一边捂着胸口叫疼一边慢慢躺到在床上,当救护车来到接走,送院不久就断了气!
而当救护车来之前,我跟老婆立即先给老爸穿回衣裤,嗰一下我发现我老爸他根本没用那过了期一天的刚本避孕套,而我还发现老婆下面早就有不少精液渗了出来,显然在我看见她们之前,我老爸已经………
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